I missed the Colbert Report for this. I know I would've found that more spiritually edifying than whatever this was.

But here's what we learned... hmmm... If the road built a car it would be a BMW... Men who dye their gray hair are more successful professionals and will probably be fired or sued for sexual harassment... Martin Bashir lied to us- he said they would prove whether God exists. I am no more clear on the matter than a half an hour ago.