A Run On Sentence Is As Good a Place As Any to Begin

Do you remember in The Goonies when Chunk sees the cops chasing the Fratelli's through town, and they're shooting at each other and crashing into things, and Chunk is getting all excited and a little scared because this is the sort of thing he lives for, but when he tells everyone about it no one believes him because he had a tendency to exaggerate and some of the stuff he said happened may not have really happened, and besides there were more pressing things like losing the house going on so a car chase/gun fight that may or may not have happened really wasn't going to make anyone's radar? Well, I'm Chunk.