Sunday, March 23, 2008

When I Was a Child...


Middle-Aged Guy With a Harley That I Sometimes Talk to at The Coffee Bar I Frequent- It's not bad looking for a rice rocket
Skybalon- Thanks?
Middle-Aged Guy With a Harley That I Sometimes Talk to at The Coffee Bar I Frequent- When are you gonna get a Harley?
Skybalon- Eh- I really only like the Sportster, but if I got one I would make it look like this.
Middle-Aged Guy With a Harley That I Sometimes Talk to at The Coffee Bar I Frequent- Well, when you're ready, you'll get a real bike.
Skybalon- That's cool, when I'm ready I'll get my Harley and a prescription for Cialis

Then I should've said, "Zing!"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Better story every time I hear it! Would highly recommend to all my friends!!!

Bob Ramsey said...

Why Cialis and not Viagra?

And why the tag "gay people"? Does "coffee bar" have a second meaning?

Anonymous said...

A second meaning? It has only one meaning as far as I'm concerned.

Skybalon said...

Viagra has opted for the 85 year old Kansas Senator demographic. Cialis is for middle aged "bros".

As far as the tag... Really? Didn't you see the tender coming of middle-age homo-erotica classic, Wild Hogs? Well, neither did I, but this seems like it should be a Siegfried and Roy, Liberace, Charles Nelson Riley, Paul Lind kind of thing- we all know what's going on.