Excellent

President Obama is satisfying but if I can wake up tomorrow knowing that I can marry a man when the Qweenbean and I are forced to divorce, it will be a perfect world.

Update- Nov. 5th, 9:30 AM

Great. Thanks for painting me into a corner, California.

So now there's a Democrat majority in Congress and a socialist headed to the White House, but just when I think I get to have a gay terrorist Muslim divorce on a burning American flag fetus and be single again, I won't be able to marry a man.

I was going to marry Seth Rogen, he seems soft and fun.

Thanks a lot.