Russ Feingold Should Comment on The World Cup

So I've learned something from the "Even if we torture, we're not as bad as 'blank' crowd.

We may be the worst team in our group, but at least we're not as bad as Ukraine. Losing 4-0 to Spain, to Spain! Really, Ukraine were just awful. In fact, of all the countries whose names start with U, we're the best. So you don't have to resort to a "We're not the worst, we're not the worst, we're not the worst." You can still say, "We're number one (of the teams whose names begin with 'U'), we're number one (of the teams whose names begin with 'U'), we're number one (of the teams whose names begin with 'U')."