First-Half Highlights

Tommy Smith- Deh buhl droops doon like it fell oof deh etch oofuh table!
The Qweenbean- Nice voice, dude. Learn to talk.

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Skybalon-I hate that Cristiano Ronaldo, he so rich, young, athletic, and good looking-
The Qweenbean-I know right? Riding in on that scooter likes he's so cool. And the way he combs his hair
Skybalon- Or like doesn't, it's like ex-squeeze me have you ever heard of styling gel?


We're pathetic and we're going to be parents.

Still of all the pathos there is to pass, I'd rather instill this than... say a love for Thomas Kinkade or Carlos Mencia.