If a Tree Falls in a Forest...
Did you see Dennis Kucinich present the articles of impeachment against President Jesus yesterday? No? Oh. Well, it happened.
How about American Gladiators or that American Idol with Emo Ray Cyrus? That's cool.
Anyway, in his statement he said:
George W. Bush, in violation of his Constitutional oath to faithfully execute the office of President of the United States and to the best of his ability, preserve protect and defend the Constitution of the United States and in violation of his constitutional duty to take care that the laws be safely executed has committed the following abuses of power...
But he's short- look at him. He looks like an elf. Or, no, not an elf- a pixie- those are girlier. He looks like a pixie.
Article I: Creating a secret propaganda campaign to manufacture a false case for war against Iraq...
I mean look at him, he's all little and wrinkly- like a white raisin with ears.
...has both personally and acting through his agents and subordinates, together with the Vice-President, illegally spent public dollars on a secret propaganda campaign to manufacture a false cause for war against Iraq. The Department of Defense has engaged in a years long secret domestic propaganda campaign...
Did you know he's a vegetarian? What a fruitcake. I mean he'd probably want it to be illegal for us to eat meat- am I right? A vegetarian- seriously, that's crazy.
... The program illegally involved, "Attempts to change opinion through the use of third parties. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld recruited 75 retired military officers and gave them talking points to deliver on CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, and MSNBC"...
I heard someone somewhere say he believes in ufos. Cuckoo!
... According to the Pentagon's own internal document, the military analysts were considered, "Message-force multipliers," as surrogates to deliver administration themes and messages to millions of americans in the form of their own opinions. In fact they did deliver the themes and messages but did not reveal the Pentagon had provided them with their talking points. Robert S. Bevelaqua, a retired Green Beret and Fox News analyst, described this as follows: he said, "It was them say, 'we need to stick our hands up your back and move your mouth for you.'" Congress has restricted annual appropriations bills since 1951 with this language, and I quote, "No part of any appropriation contained in this or any other act shall be used for publicity or propaganda purposes within the United States"...
What's this guy even talking about? He's crazy right? What a little jerk, he's probably just angry because he always gets pushed around and knocked over because he's so little. He's like a chihuahua that's been sat on too many times- he's barking and shaking at everything. Just look at him, how can you listen to anything he says? Seriously, I have no idea what he's talking about it.
But did you see how the audience all had Hulk fists and Titan was painted all green? That was cool.
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This is how ignorant I am: Has he done this before? Like, is this an annual event like legislation proposing the Department of Peace or is this really a big deal?
He's introduced articles against Cheney, but as far as I know this is it on the President. I would predict it not going anywhere- and that seems like a big deal- that he could plainly lay out the case, the illegality of actions, the need of at least an argument- and it won't go anywhere.
Oh, and I don't say "predict" as if what I sense is worth anything or I have any great insight. I mean it should be asplain as anything that it ends with Kucinich speaking it into the Record.
Let's hear it for the Record!
I say it's a good thing too, but find it tragic that this likely gets thrown onto the pile of things by which people allow themselves to dismiss Kucinich.
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