Here Is Something You Can't Understand

FRAMINGHAM, Mass. — Framingham police say a 13-year-old middle school student pulled a knife on his teacher in the classroom and demanded money so he could buy a video game.

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It's possible that Fox News is emdumbening. But reading my internetsjournal is emsmartening, so you break even.

In any case, I've yet to play the latest GTA. No one loves me enough to buy me a PS3. I could only say out of ignorance that playing the game does or does not cause violence.

It's clear though, that not having the game causes violence.

Take that, video game haterz.

The lesson from all this then: I will totally kill you if I don't get a PS3.