True Dat

This is presently my favorite line in the world...

The Republican Party used to specialize in gimlet-eyed, steel-rim, crepe-soled common sense and then it was taken over by crooked preachers who demand Americans trust them because they're packing a Bible and God sent them on a mission to enact lower taxes, less government. Except when things crash, and then government has to pick up the pieces.

I hear it as a sermon.

ed.- I forgot this. It's Garrison Keillor.