Take That, Death

Skybalon- Hello
The Qweenbean- Oh good, I was just calling to make sure you were okay. I just heard there was a motorcycle accident at Citrus.
Skybalon- Oh I know, I was right behind it. Ha ha, what a dummy. I guess I beat the universe again.
The Qweenbean- Well I'm glad you're okay.
Skybalon- You know I'm worth more to you guys dead though.
The Qweenbean- That's short term, I'm a long term thinker... That's the only reason I keep you around.
Oh, can that go in the blog?
Skybalon- No.