It's Just Like a Cat Except It Has Fins, Gills, Scales, and Lives in the Water

After two decades of searching for her authentic self- exploring New Age theories, giving away cars, trotting out fat, recommending good books and tackling countless issues from serious to frivolous - Oprah Winfrey has risen to a new level of guru...

She's a really hip and materialistic Mother Teresa.

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I think Oprah's pretty cool, but Mother Teresa? Do we understand what Mother Teresa was doing? She wouldn't be Mother Teresa if she was really hip and materialistic right? And doesn't the allure of embracing Oprah's life and the challenge of embracing Mother Teresa's life suggest there's more at stake and at the heart of their lives.

I don't know anything more about Oprah Winfrey than what I see in the news and sometimes on her show. She seems to be using her place and influence in the world for good; I'm not knocking Oprah, I'm knocking the dummy that said she's Mother Teresa.