The Wheel's Still In Spin

Who says satire's dead? We in the US have our very own Satirist Laureate.

We've had to call the cops on our neighbors a couple of times. One time "the mom" was in the middle of the street beating her grown kid with a shovel handle. A lot of times they just yell at each other a lot, but when it gets out of hand we'll make a call. The times we've interacted with them they've never given any indication that they hold this against us. I guess they know sometimes people nearby have to get others involved. But sometimes it's okay to just let people fight it out.